Relationship Insurance

Relationship Insurance was a stall that the Mob attempted to run during Market Week, despite the fact that they aren't part of the Business Management class. Unfortunately, it was quickly shut down, but not before attracting several interested customers.

Relationship Insurance works using fortnightly rates based on the intimacy of the relationship. If you are expectantly dumped, you will receive funding to cover the costs of all documented gifts and purchases for the partner. Dumping your partner or being involved in a mutual break up voids the contract.

A sum of $20 (dollars) will be deducted from paid assets if the partners birthday party was attended, as $20 would have been paid by any attendees, regardless of romantic interest or otherwise.

Document for signing
In this document ‘we/us/our’ means the Mamabii Company and ‘you/your’ means the participant(s) in the relationship, or for purposes of a direct debit agreement, the customer who signed the direct debit request. The relationship must be a relationship between a male and a female and must be of a significantly intimate nature. If a relationship does not fit these criteria, the relationship is not eligible for relationship insurance.

Cover options
We offer 2 kinds of cover:

Type 1
Fortnightly payments defined by intimacy of relationship

Type 2
3 varied kinds of capped cover;
 * Type A - $10, paid in 30c/day ($4.20 a fortnight)
 * Type B - $20, paid in 40c/day ($5.60 a fortnight)
 * Type C - $30, paid in 50c/day ($7.00 a fortnight)