Ryan Finlay

Ryan Finlay is well known for his smelly farts, or fumigation. He appeared in the pilot episode of HoboChef on which he scored ten out of ten. He also starred in his biographical The Life of Ryan.

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One of Ryan's best quotes is Rice Cracker, but easily the most famous quote is Pee on it, which was ad libbed during the first episode of HoboChef. Many of Ryan's best quotes have been collated onto the Ryan Soundboard. Ryan is also the author of the bestseller Mr Cheese. He survived the Water Bomb Toss.

Ryan was in Class B 2010-11, and Class B for 2012. Once, Liam Tullett set Ryan's background to Tubby Toast and he went to the IT Guy to fix it. He has now moved away to a different school to pursue his dream of becoming a tradesperson.

Controversy
Ryan is renowned for his outspoken views on various global occurrences, such as the Commonwealth Games. In October 2010 he had this to say:


 * THE COMMONWEALTH GAMERS SUCK AND THEY ARE POINTLESS IN MANY WAYS SUCH AS
 * THEY ARE GAY
 * THEY ARE RETARED
 * THEY HAVE NO POINT
 * EVIL ZOMBIES MIGHT COME AND EAT EVERYONES BRAINS
 * THEY MUNCH ARSE
 * THEY HAVE DOH AND THEY GET STONED

Creations

 * Random_-_alarm_clock_with_funny_face_-_drawn_by_ryan.jpg]]Phrases such as Touchdown and Piii...iiisss
 * Lenny McNugget
 * The Burnt Bacon in cooking class
 * Ryan's Lock Belt
 * The play The Life of Steve, featuring characters such as Steve the Sock and Tortured Terry
 * Musical wonders such as 'One' and '1 1 1 2 3'
 * The quote "Are they golf cart legs or normal golf cart legs?"
 * Artworks such as Cheese on Pot, Agro Rehfisch, I, Luke Walrus and a caricature of Tim.

Publications
Mr Cheese (2011)