Barney

Barney is a student at the school. For some reason, he plays baseball and the violin, which is he is sometimes hated for. He is a member of Atheist- I mean Philosophy Club, the Anti Vitamin D Club, the Concert Band and Yeti House and was in Class B 2010-11 and Class A 2012-13. He plays chess and used to play Magic: The Gathering.

Barney helped revise the rules to Four Way Chess and gave the name to Siva Prakash's Doorknob Rice. He hiked with Michael Rehfisch and Squishface Barnes to Lake Tali Karng. He is involved in Umpiring, attended the Star Wars Prequels Marathon and hosted his 16th birthday party. The Couch currently resides at his house. He was involved in the Unnamed Environmental Play.

He is mentioned in Michael Rehfisch's The Circle Song and We Didn't Want To Come Here.