Siva's pick up lines

Siva's pick up lines are always uneffective and slightly disturbing. Some of them are: Sadly yet believably, the results from these lines have been quite poor.
 * Can I touch your bellybutton... on the inside?
 * Hi, I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
 * I wish I had my library card so I could check you out.