The Couch

The Couch is a unit of furniture with a long and interesting history. It was originally Mr Maths Teacher's couch that his dog used as a bed. It then was donated to the Year 10 common room in 2012, when The Mob members were in Year 9. Coincidentally, the Year 10 common room was also known as Room 10.

The school then decided that the people in The Mob's year level weren't going to get a common room when they were in Year 10, so The Couch sat there lonesome and unused. Then on the last day of first term of 2013, The Mob got drift that The Couch was to be thrown out and executed during the Easter holiday.

Suddenly, they sprang into action. They asked for and were denied permission to move the couch to the Science Centre, which is where their homerooms are. However, Mr Principal jokingly added, "You can take it home if you want, just don't put it anywhere around the school". The Mob decided this was pretty much an invitation to take The Couch. They hid all the couch cushions in various places around the Science Centre and put the main couch compartment on the partially hidden Science deck, also known as the Alfresco.

Then after school on 27 March 2013, Tim Howe, Lloyd, Connor and Michael Rehfisch moved The Couch to Barney's shed, amid a crowd of bemused students and teachers saying stuff like "Is that a couch?" It is unknown if Mr Principal knows about this new development. Many people also used the "Hey, I'm taking this couch" line from the Family Guy parody of Star Wars.

It is thought that Connor plans to attach wheels to the Couch and make it easily transportable. As the Couch has to be moved from Barney's house, the most likely future position for it is at Connor's house.

The Couch then provided the primary seating for Barney's 16th birthday party.

The couch then had wheels affixed to the bottom by Murky, and on December 9, 2013, was towed around by bycycle at the end of year school funraiser.